Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
If a memory wiping device was created I would literally just use it to forget about my favourite tv series and movies to watch them all over again.
I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY
THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh