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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via untill-the-morning-light)

(Source: lolgifs.net, via horoeijiren)

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(Source: fuckyeah-animalcrossing, via greenokapi)

forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

(via twerkahim)

aimso:

When all your friends are online.

image

(via pizza)

hustled:

this happened

hustled:

this happened

(via smosh)

knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

(via pizza)

gaulllimaufry:

feeling kin d a tired lately. , , 

(via englandsdick)

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yasmin-likes-chinchillas:

i have nO liFe

(via titansrmytrigger)

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lordfocker:

If a memory wiping device was created I would literally just use it to forget about my favourite tv series and movies to watch them all over again.

(Source: lordfocker, via pizza)

alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

(via daekie)

our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

(Source: poisonseaurchins, via splintered-seed)

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dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

(via pizza)

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(Source: kingsleeze, via ruinedchildhood)

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